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Down and Dirty

by Jake Jacobs
It is possible, in these days of automatically recorded matches, and World Wide Web storage, to find beautifully played games, each move a flawless little gem. This game is not one of them. Still, when you're standing in the checkout line, we know it's not PILGRIM'S PROGRESS that you're perusing. Scandal and sin and foolish choices are the drawing cards. Where would Liz be if she stayed married to Nicky? Where would Bill be if he had SMOKED that cigar? Where would Dick be if he had sent BUGLERS to the Watergate? Where would the Box be now, if he had decided not to cube this?

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White (the Box) cubes?

White was in love with the strength of his attack. Were there a mirror, he would have preened his points before it. The Captain was less impressed. Noticing that both sides owned exactly the same offensive points, but that he, Blue, had one man back to White's three, he beavered. The crewman merely took. He was a student of the player occupying the Box, and perhaps had been told it was impertinent to beaver teacher. This is a good beaver. In fact, if he is going to be beavered, the Box's error in doubling is nearly as large as if, instead of cubing, he had instead offered to pay 1! It is also good tactics to beaver. If you win 4 or 8 points, it keeps the opponents off balance. Henceforth they will treat you like a man to be respected, or at least like a mad dog to be feared. On the other hand, if you are unlucky enough to next enter that lone checker while White is bearing off, losing an 8 point gammon, they will take you for a stuck and steaming sturgeon. So it's a win-win situation. (If, after losing 8 points you ARE a stuck and streaming sturgeon, consult a psychologist, or perhaps an ichthyologist.)

Things did not go precisely as the Box had planned...

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Blue redoubles

The Captain redoubled, while the crew cleaved to his more conservative course. In an informal poll 100% of the questioned (100% sounds better than "both") said that they would not double as Blue, but would pass as White. Actually, Blue was nearly too good. White, on the other hand, was a faithful fellow, and still as in love with his board as the day he first set eyes on her. Besides, he had to take "for the Box."

Things did not go precisely as the Captain planned...

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Blue to play 4-3?

Somehow, he had lost his six-point. (White, meanwhile, had done a fine job of preserving his board.) Without the six, 4-3 was decidedly awkward. The safe play - 5/1, 4/1 - is too heinous to contemplate, but 13/9, 13/10 is riskier than it looks. White gets 9 indirect shots, and is well placed to capitalize on them. Accordingly, Blue hit. This play -13/6* - leaves only two extra shots, but unless White hits with 6-6 or 6-2 he will still have a man on the bar, giving Blue a chance to recover. Besides, hitting wins many more gammons, and what's sixteen points among friends?

White did hit, but Blue was able to enter, hit White's midpoint blot, and escape, all before White brought everyone back in.

Things then did go precisely as the Captain planned when...

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White to play 4-3?

What's a potential double blot worth? "A lot," White decided, and correctly played 14/7.

But, things did not go precisely as the Box planned, as Blue rolled 5-5, and...

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White to play 4-2?

It's funny, but everyone I have shown this to, in their haste to get to the punch line of this story made the same play as the Box: 23/17. Then each swore that, while they got it wrong when it was posed as a problem, they would have gotten it right over the board. This was the first time I had ever heard THAT alibi, but it's their story, and they are sticking to it. Had they played 23/19, 23/21, only 2-1 would do them in.

So I guess you could say things did not go precisely as planned when...

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